Blockin’ rays and throwin’ shade
Slick, sharp, and 100% too cool for their own good — these sunnies come in matte black (for mysterious lone-ranger goth energy) and tortoise shell (for when you wanna look deep and dangerous, but still approachable enough to lend someone a lighter).
Designed to survive the blinding sun, side-eyes, and the fallout from poor life choices, they’re lightweight, comfy, and tougher than a two-day hangover on a cattle drive.
Perfect for:
🕶 Hiding your poker face (or your hangover)
😎 Looking like you might be famous
🔥 Making your enemies wonder what you’re thinking (it’s probably more snakes)