Hang it on ur oven door like a badge of honour
This cotton workhorse will dry ur dishes, clean up ur dinner time spillage, and maybe even wipe away a tear or two when u watch the finale of yellowstone.
Whether you wanna get a whippin' or do the whippin', this towel is the perfect kitchen tool for combat. Just soak a corner, twist it up and go full throttle against a flat surface like a fridge or cupboard. Don't actually whip someone cuz that might hurt and could be problematic but demonstrate ur power in the locker rooms if youre that way inclined.
Good for:
🥩 Soaking up meat juice and bad decisions
🔥 Grabbing hot pans without whining
🍺 Wiping up spilled sodie pops when u get excited at the screening of minecraft
Each one hand folded by tishka. thanks tishka.