LIMITED TO ONE BATCH! OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY.
THESE DAYZ IT'S HARD TO MAKE DECISIONS, THERE'S SO MANY OPTIONS, SO MUCH CHOICE AND SOMETIMES YOU NEED STRENGTH AND GUIDANCE FROM A HIGHER POWER. WELL GUESS WHAT, THE GODS FAVOUR YOU THIS DAY AND PROVIDE YOU WITH THE KEY TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS.
I AM GLEEFUL TO REVEAL TO YOU, THE TUBBY TALISMAN. THE ULTIMATE DECISION MAKER,. KEEP THIS COIN IN YOUR FANNY PACK FOR ALL OCCASSIONS, ALWAYS KEEP IT CLOSE TO YOUR CHEST AND LIFE WILL FIND A WAY.
PUT FATE IN THE HANDS OF THE TALISMAN AND RECEIVE WORD FROM ABOVE BY WAY OF A HEADS OR TAILS.
HERE ARE SOME EVERYDAY DECISIONS THAT CAN BE HELPED WITH GUIDANCE THE TALISMAN:
- TO GET A TAKEAWAY OR TO COOK AT HOME
- TO GO TO THE SLUMBER PARTY OR STAY AT HOME
- TO LEAVE YOUR SPOUSE OR STAY IN THE RELATIONSHIP
- TO BE TOP OR BOTTOM TONIGHT
- TO WALK OR JOG
- TO BUY ANOTHER SNAKE OR TO ENJOY THE ONES YOU ALREADY HAVE.
IF DECISION MAKING AINT YOUR THING, YOU CAN ALSO USE IT FOR THE FOLLOWING GAMES:
- KNUCKLES - FIRST BLOOD.
- SPINNY GAME
- WEDGE INTO SOMEONES BIKE SPOKE SO THEY FALL OFF
- DISCUS
- BUY MULTIPLE AND PLAY STACK THE COINS.
THEY ARE MADE OF REAL, HIGH QUALITY ANCIENT METALS. FORGED IN THE FIRES OF MORDOR WHEN OUR BRAVE LEADER TUBBY STORMED THE TRENCHES AND COVERTED ALL THE ORCS TO THE WAY OF THE SAUCE.
HOWEVER, THERE IS A LIFE OR DEATH DECISION TO BE MADE PRIOR TO YOUR PURCHASE, DO YOU GO FOR ANCIENT GOLD OR ANTIQUE SILVER. BUY BOTH TO SECURE LIFETIME HAPPINESS, BUY JUST ONE AND TAKE THE CHANCE.
designed by sensei Thomas Hearn tattoo, may his ancient skill set live on thru the ages as he passes thru life.
thanks bye